TNB sues WWF? LOL!


KUALA LUMPUR — Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB), Malaysia’s premier energy provider today announced that they were taking legal action against the World Wildlife Foundation (WWF) for organising the Earth Hour, a global movement that makes a stand against climate change by turning off all non-essential lights and electrical equipment for an hour every year.
In a Press conference, TNB president and CEO Dato’ Sri Che Khalib Mohd Noh said that the annual worldwide symbolic gesture, which this year would be observed this Saturday at 8.30pm, is nothing more than an ‘arrogant and thoughtless viral movement’ aimed to hurt power companies such as TNB.
CHE KHALIB: These people are inconsiderate
“Obviously these green-minded fellows think they’re really cute, organising such an irresponsible campaign,” said Che Khalib angrily. “They say ‘turn off your lights for an hour’ and people do. I bet that really makes them feel all powerful.
“What these western colonialists fail to grasp is how such drastic action affects the poor companies like us. One hour of unused electricity means an hour of wastage for TNB. Did you know that last year’s Earth Hour costed us millions in unrealised revenue?” asked Che Khalib, seething.
“How do you think that affected our production? We couldn’t exactly turn off our power plants just because a large number of Malaysians turn off their lights at the same time. So imagine all that wasted energy.
“This year, we expect even more people to fall for this global con-job,” added Che Khalib. “So there’ll be more lights turned off. KL alone would be engulfed in darkness. Yes, sure, it may seem fun to some, running around in complete darkness. But that also means TNB would get less money. Tell me, what am I supposed to say to the kids of this electrical technician when we can’t give bonus this year?” asked Che Khalib, as he pointed to a TNB staff manning the lights for the Press conference.
He added, “In light of such inconsiderate actions by these tree huggers, TNB has no choice but to take legal action against the Earth Hour organisers, WWF. We’ll wait for our accountants to come back with the loss figure after this year’s Earth Hour, and we plan to sue them for that same amount. We may even add a hundred million ringgit or so, to teach them a lesson.”
Che Khalib also reminded Malaysians to ignore the Earth Hour, calling it a ‘cultural invasion, a concerted assault by extreme liberal forces aimed to destabilise poorer nations’.
“We are Malaysians, and we should be proud of our lights. Every night we should go out and see the beautiful sparkling lights in our city skylines. Don’t be ashamed of the lights,” said Che Khalib, as he unveiled a set of pictures showing the Petronas Twin Towers and the surrounding buildings consequently going dark during last year’s Earth Hour.
DARK TIMES: KLCC buildings going dark last year
“See this? See how ugly, gloomy and dark the last picture is? God knows how many people tripped over things and hurt themselves in the complete darkness, not to mention the number of bad people going around doing naughty things, knowing the authorities could not see them.
“Let’s reverse the order of these pictures this year, and fight for the rights to our lights,” continued Che Khalib. “Let’s unite as 1Malaysia, and tell these green terrorists that we will not go dark! We will not switch off! Let’s tell them that we love our lights!
“POWERRR… EXTREME!” he screamed, as powerful clusters of foglamps flooded the conference room with ultra-bright and hot light, temporarily blinding everyone present, and signalling the end of the Press conference.




Funny, don't you think? For those who saw the news, then pass it on.

Earth Hour 2010.

So fast, it's been a year since our Earth Hour 2009. Now, it's back again. Hopefully, more and more people will notice this event and start to pay attention on it. Afterall, if there were no mother earth there will no us standing here now.

Date: 27 March 2010, Saturday.
Time: 8.30pm to 9.30pm

Hope you would enjoy the process and take it as a memorable moment.

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It's been a while.
Yeah it is.
No it's not! Just you lazy to post.


Not really sure what to post since there aren't any outdoor activities so far. Actually I've planned for an outing last Sunday but sadly, it didn't work out. Have to wait until end of May so that we can have another holiday! But before that, we have to face our exam love papers from our beloved teachers. Anyway, that's not really the purpose of this post.

On 15th of March, we had a camp to Ulu Yam. I don't really have to explain in details since all of you guys DID went to the camp ( except for Tsu Ann ). From what I noticed, the number of people viewing the blog getting lesser and lesser. No new posts, no need gossips and no new anything makes you bored. Yeah, I know. Not easy keeping your blog alive, though. Much effort and time must be wasted on it! Even for myself now, I rather open my forum page and facebook rather than my blogs and my friend's cause they don't UPDATE IT!! Except for Tsu Ann's =P. Her one has always been the most exciting part of the deal! More or less...

Now about the exams, don't get too upset about the marks. Even if you fail, don't worry you will get your "prize"! Just think this as a motivation, do better next time. Hey! This is the first test of you in Form 4 leh. Think positive! You get this kind of marks also consider fine, since you just learn these new subjects for 3 months. USAHA TANGGA KEJAYAAN!!

As the saying goes, don't worry be happy. : D
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