Well, it seem that we're having a new year once again, for the 15th times in our lives. Meaning, form 3 next year being a Junior again in morning section. Oh well, less stress on the first 5 months. It seem like yesterday we meet each other in SMKTS and start getting to knew each other with a greeting Hi.
Time could pass as fast as lighting but something it could pass as slow as a tortoise. We can't change the time and we must never forget whoever helped us, no matter in anywhere. This year has been a rough year for me personally. Just think of the people I must meet everyday (E.G my maths teacher) Yes, she helped me but in a uneasy way. Maybe some of you thinks she's great or whatsoever about her. I'm not gonna tell much.
I'm sorry for those who we didn't celebrate birthday for them because the idea of it was quite too late. So whoever's birthday was before May, I hope to say you will accept my appologize and take it as a fhucking present from me. ( silences 'H' )
Regarding the money I own some of you ( if have ), I'm NOT gonna return it =D. You can't reclaim things after a year ( which is 7 hours later ) If you really wish to wish the wish that I wish, but if you wish the wish the witches wishes, I will not wish you to wish. So I wish you have a happy countdown whether in your home, outside or alone in the toilet and a Happy New Year!
SHIT Joke
S.H.I.T.
Special High Intensity Training
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it would be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of "Special High Intensity Training" (S.H.~T.)
We are trying to give employees more S.H~T n anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.~T. on the job, please see you manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all of the S.H.~T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.~t will be placed in "Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs" (D.E.E.P. S.H.~T.) Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.~T. seriously will have to go to "Employee Attitude Training" (E.A.T. S.H.~T.) Since our managers took S.H.~T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.~T. anymore, and are full of S.H.~T. already.
If you are full of S.H.~T. you may be interested in a job training others. We can add you name to our "Basic Understanding Lecture List" (B.U.L.L. S.H.~T.) Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.~T. will get the S.H.~T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to "Director Of Intensity Programming" (D.I.P. S.H.~T.)
If you have further questions, please direct them to our "Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training" (H.O.T. S.H.~T.)
Happy eating tong yuen and merry christmas.
Today is called "goh dong"..don't know why it is called "goh dong" but still my mum say it's new year and bla bla bla.
Yesterday heard tzu yee say make tong yuen ( almost forgot about it ) and then I only realise that my parents haven't buy the materials ( or did ) -o-
Here are some lame jokes.
Q:What's a child's favourite king at Christmas?
A:StocKING
Q:What did Mary Popins want from Santa?
A:Superclausfragilisticexpiallisnowshoes!
Q:What never eats at Christmas time?
A:The turkey, its usually STUFFED!
Q:How does a yeti get down the hill?
A:by-icicle!
Q:What kind of candle burns longer?
A:No candles burn longer, they all burn shorter!
Q:What did Cinderella sing when her photographs weren't ready?
A:Some day my prints will come...
Lame joke story.
CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE
You'll need the following:
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
1 bottle of whisky
Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.
Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whisky again and go to bed.
'Twas the Night before Christmas, And Santa's Pissed
Twas the night before Christmas
old Santa was pissed,
He cussd out the elves
and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats,
Ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind,
To scrap the whole works.
I've busted my ass
for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa" what do I hear..
The old lady bitches
cause I work late at night
the elves want more money
And the reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk
and goosed all the maids.
Donner is Pregnant
Vixon has AIDS
And just when I thought
That things would get better,
The IRS,
They sent me a letter.
They say I owe taxes,
If that aint damn funny..
Who the hell ever
Sent Santa any money?
And the kids these days,
They all are the pits.
They want the impossible,
Those mean little shits.
I spent a whole year
Making wagons and sleds
with no request for them
They want computers and Robots,
They think I am IBM
If you think that is bad
Picture this..
Try holding those brats
with their pants full of piss.
They pull on my nose,
They grab at my beard
And if I don't smile,
The parents think I'm weird
Flying through the air,
Dodging the trees.
Falling down chimneys
And skinning my knees.
I quit this job,
There is just no enjoyment
I'm going to sit on my fat ass
And collect unemployment
There is NO Christmas this year
Now you know the reason
I found me a blonde
and heading SOUTH for the season....
IRS = Internal Revenue Service
IBM = International Business Machines
Torturing Santa
Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note
explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a
speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the
holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact
replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get
them to fly.
Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes
crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that
big, red Santa suit!
Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs
that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus
called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf
of bread on his way home.
Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the
chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon
as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have
missed that last payment, and take off.
Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with
a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate
out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a
dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. :("
Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed.
When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say,
"Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes
and corrections.
While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with
barbed wire.
Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure
to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got
a red nose!" and fire a gun.
Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map
with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to
get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a
distance, he looked like a bear.
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's
in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act
like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then
say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
Yesterday heard tzu yee say make tong yuen ( almost forgot about it ) and then I only realise that my parents haven't buy the materials ( or did ) -o-
Here are some lame jokes.
Q:What's a child's favourite king at Christmas?
A:StocKING
Q:What did Mary Popins want from Santa?
A:Superclausfragilisticexpiallisnowshoes!
Q:What never eats at Christmas time?
A:The turkey, its usually STUFFED!
Q:How does a yeti get down the hill?
A:by-icicle!
Q:What kind of candle burns longer?
A:No candles burn longer, they all burn shorter!
Q:What did Cinderella sing when her photographs weren't ready?
A:Some day my prints will come...
Lame joke story.
CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE
You'll need the following:
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
1 bottle of whisky
Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.
Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whisky again and go to bed.
'Twas the Night before Christmas, And Santa's Pissed
Twas the night before Christmas
old Santa was pissed,
He cussd out the elves
and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats,
Ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind,
To scrap the whole works.
I've busted my ass
for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa" what do I hear..
The old lady bitches
cause I work late at night
the elves want more money
And the reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk
and goosed all the maids.
Donner is Pregnant
Vixon has AIDS
And just when I thought
That things would get better,
The IRS,
They sent me a letter.
They say I owe taxes,
If that aint damn funny..
Who the hell ever
Sent Santa any money?
And the kids these days,
They all are the pits.
They want the impossible,
Those mean little shits.
I spent a whole year
Making wagons and sleds
with no request for them
They want computers and Robots,
They think I am IBM
If you think that is bad
Picture this..
Try holding those brats
with their pants full of piss.
They pull on my nose,
They grab at my beard
And if I don't smile,
The parents think I'm weird
Flying through the air,
Dodging the trees.
Falling down chimneys
And skinning my knees.
I quit this job,
There is just no enjoyment
I'm going to sit on my fat ass
And collect unemployment
There is NO Christmas this year
Now you know the reason
I found me a blonde
and heading SOUTH for the season....
IRS = Internal Revenue Service
IBM = International Business Machines
Torturing Santa
Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note
explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a
speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the
holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact
replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get
them to fly.
Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes
crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that
big, red Santa suit!
Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs
that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus
called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf
of bread on his way home.
Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the
chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon
as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have
missed that last payment, and take off.
Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with
a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate
out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a
dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. :("
Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed.
When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say,
"Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes
and corrections.
While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with
barbed wire.
Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure
to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got
a red nose!" and fire a gun.
Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map
with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to
get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a
distance, he looked like a bear.
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's
in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act
like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then
say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
Christmas
Went to mid valley & the gardens.. saw their christmas settings and took a few pics.
Since so boring i'm posting it. -.-ll time square setting is juz like last year's.. a big tree + reindeer & santa. dun hv time square pics. ^^" sry~
CROCS Christmas tree~~
THE GARDENS ' Cage theme??
MID VALLEY ' Circus theme
Since so boring i'm posting it. -.-ll time square setting is juz like last year's.. a big tree + reindeer & santa. dun hv time square pics. ^^" sry~
CROCS Christmas tree~~
THE GARDENS ' Cage theme??
MID VALLEY ' Circus theme
A bond among us.
To sacrifice is love.
How are you bonded with your family members?
Is it love? or just an act of God?
Recently, my family are having some problem which involve my Aunts.
You may not know my family but here is a story I must tell you.
There was a family consist of three children, three daughters and one son.
The father and mother work very very hard to raise these three children but in the end, they succeeded. The eldest daughter was married with a man and had four children,
two daughters and two sons.The second daughter married a man but did not have any baby. Then the youngest daughter was married to a man and had two children, one daughter and one son.
The father of this family died at the year of 2003. Before this old man leaves them, all of his children visited him. The second daughter paid the taxi fees for the mother to visit his husband, which is lying on bed, fighting to survive.
Years later, the relationship between the four children are somehow changed, which somehow offended some of them. They soon have misunderstanding and one day, everything just went BOOM! The sacrifices that they made, kept in their heart and all of sudden, just went BOOM! Arguing about money, sacrifices, responsibility, respects, benefits and etc.
Being as a grandchildren of this family, that is me. The children of the youngest daughter. My hands are like tied tightly which I can't break. Only what I can do, is to publish this post to let all of you know, family is important.
As my eldest aunt said, you have this family, just for this life. ( in chinese )
Precious it, and when you are dead, you will not feel regret for what you have done for this family. The only reason why God created family is to let us know what we have learn in our life. There will be misunderstanding which can cost relationship break up that can last forever. If one of them are willing to apologize, accept it before everything went out of control.
Even if you think I have no rights to speak, I may have the rights to write. This is what you called non-respect to my family. Everyone have the rights to do things to keep his/her family safe. The bond among us are as tight as it can never be broken unless we wanna it to be.
Lastly, I know that money are important in our lives, but can money buy relationship?
Definitely the answer will be NO! Even if you can buy a father/mother, the bond just aren't as tight as the real family. They are just eating your money. True love cannot be buy as well as family members. Money isn't everything but it can almost buy everything. Sometimes, I feel like this money thing are just a way to test our humanity. Which human aren't greedy? Human are greedy so that there are developments inside them. Human will think if they have money means they have a lot of things. But in fact, you don't have a lot of things. First, money can't buy love. Second, money can't buy healthiness. As I heard, somewhere, 90% of the rich peoples ( not in Malaysia ) die faster than the poor peoples. Enjoy while you can with your family, because God can take your life by just using the last finger.
So, I'm here to say. If you are having a family problem, try to understand the situation. Thank you for reading this long story that I have to write for the sake of my family, hope you all will understand my situation.
How are you bonded with your family members?
Is it love? or just an act of God?
Recently, my family are having some problem which involve my Aunts.
You may not know my family but here is a story I must tell you.
There was a family consist of three children, three daughters and one son.
The father and mother work very very hard to raise these three children but in the end, they succeeded. The eldest daughter was married with a man and had four children,
two daughters and two sons.The second daughter married a man but did not have any baby. Then the youngest daughter was married to a man and had two children, one daughter and one son.
The father of this family died at the year of 2003. Before this old man leaves them, all of his children visited him. The second daughter paid the taxi fees for the mother to visit his husband, which is lying on bed, fighting to survive.
Years later, the relationship between the four children are somehow changed, which somehow offended some of them. They soon have misunderstanding and one day, everything just went BOOM! The sacrifices that they made, kept in their heart and all of sudden, just went BOOM! Arguing about money, sacrifices, responsibility, respects, benefits and etc.
Being as a grandchildren of this family, that is me. The children of the youngest daughter. My hands are like tied tightly which I can't break. Only what I can do, is to publish this post to let all of you know, family is important.
As my eldest aunt said, you have this family, just for this life. ( in chinese )
Precious it, and when you are dead, you will not feel regret for what you have done for this family. The only reason why God created family is to let us know what we have learn in our life. There will be misunderstanding which can cost relationship break up that can last forever. If one of them are willing to apologize, accept it before everything went out of control.
Even if you think I have no rights to speak, I may have the rights to write. This is what you called non-respect to my family. Everyone have the rights to do things to keep his/her family safe. The bond among us are as tight as it can never be broken unless we wanna it to be.
Lastly, I know that money are important in our lives, but can money buy relationship?
Definitely the answer will be NO! Even if you can buy a father/mother, the bond just aren't as tight as the real family. They are just eating your money. True love cannot be buy as well as family members. Money isn't everything but it can almost buy everything. Sometimes, I feel like this money thing are just a way to test our humanity. Which human aren't greedy? Human are greedy so that there are developments inside them. Human will think if they have money means they have a lot of things. But in fact, you don't have a lot of things. First, money can't buy love. Second, money can't buy healthiness. As I heard, somewhere, 90% of the rich peoples ( not in Malaysia ) die faster than the poor peoples. Enjoy while you can with your family, because God can take your life by just using the last finger.
So, I'm here to say. If you are having a family problem, try to understand the situation. Thank you for reading this long story that I have to write for the sake of my family, hope you all will understand my situation.
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