Some Jokes to Cheer Us Up

CL: Hey, do you know that a smart people can live only in a average of 35?
KW: No I Don't, well, if like that, I think all of our prime minister is stupid?
CL: Yea, probably. I guess so do the Sultan xD
LUM: Hey guys, what you all are talking about?
CL: Just insulting our prime minister and Sultan. Nothing big deal.
LUM: Oh, don't you scare he will catch you? and put you behind bars?
CL: Nah, he won't. Probably now is smelling people's butt.
KW: All those police just keep taking "rasuah" as example:

*A motor is blocked by the policeman.*

Policeman: Err, topi keledek(forgot spell) takda pakai. Mau matikah? Tapi bertemu dengan aku awak tak mati punya. Cuma mahu minum teh nanti. Tapi lupa bawak money money. You know money money?No money money I saman saman.

Driver: Oh, nah, ambik RM50. Terima Kasih o..

Policeman: Sama-sama. Lain kali ingat pakai. Tak ingat jumpa aku. Bagi discount sikit.. RM45 saja.