Each word pays 2

Well, let me continue that for you. Foul words are just like drugs, the more you are at it, the more you are addicted to it. I agree that saying out a foul word is just as easy as drinking water but facing the consequences would be another story.

1. What is considered a foul word?

Well, there are many foul words. But according to George Carlin's famous monologue,

"Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television"

The Seven Words are:

i. Shit

ii. Piss

iii. Fuck

iv. Cunt

v. Cocksucker

vi. Motherfucker

vii. Tits

2. How to overcome a-foul-language-speaking habit?

There is no actual cure for it. The only way is to have self-control, like me, I never used actual foul words, I just use "Damn" and some scientific names. For my other friends, they often use Cantonese. So, self-control is the key.

To be continued~~

Each word, pays.

Hi again, it's me. Of course it is, it could not be " Hi again, it's him." Today I am going to teach every one of you a lesson which will make you dedicate a fuck you towards to me.

To say foul language is as simple as f u c k. But to face the consequences is quite hard. Foul language shows that you are NOT a well educated person which they will look down you and STOMP you till you are 1 cell-thick. Seriously. Foul language are easy to learn but hard to control.

Foul language may contain Nicotine for some people but some are able to CONTROL( KAWAL ) the amount of it coming out from your mouth. Like, Brian and the girls. But sometimes Brian still say Cock or some scientific rude words.

Well, this is the end of our lesson. See you next week.

P.S. You can pay the fees at the counter when you visited us. On the right side. The amount of fees is 1 words to 100 ringgits. Which the ratio is 1:100.

concious..unconcious..did you?

Stand In The Rain When You're Sad,Because No One Will Know That You're Crying..Covered In Total Darkness...Is There..Still Light..From Above?

In The Depth of Winter,I Finally Learned That..Within Me There Lay An Invincible Summer.

The Sunrise Grant Everyone of us Another Chance..Once Everyday.

Attitude Always Matter and Makes a Difference.

Compare With No One But Only Yourself..Break Through It and Learn.

New year new form new life?

Since almost everybody are actually writing a post of their own, why not me? Since there are no homework today and got tired reading panas salju for two days. There are few things which I want to tell here, not complicated but just simple ones.

First, congratulations to all who achieve higher class than last year. Good luck to those who stayed in their class and I hope everyone who dropped class could climb up back and fight with each other to maintain in a good class. Living in Malaysia are rather hard to achieve good future for a Chinese. Chinese are JUST too smart. I'm sorry to hear that Mun Lok are not able to go Dedikasi even with discussion with the HEM, some of you are aware of that.

Second, to those who want to be a blog author in TSA, please write your name and email at the chatbox located right side of this blog/post. We are a community which has no restrictions on any human. But for the admins, please do something, don't take credit without doing a single thing =/.

Lastly, well for my friends, it's Form Three now. Have to work hard to get flying colours in PMR. Basicly, everyone would wanted straight A's for PMR but some of us doesn't really work hard. Work hard, play hard or work hard, play harder. Some of you have tuition for both afternoon and night for certain day. That is call hardworking. But remember, you must study smart too. Not study 24hours a day without resting your mind to do something else. PMR is just the small second step in our life. There are still many steps for us to step and for us to understand the meaning behind those steps.

And Brian, I think the resolutions you wrote in that piece of paper is the same in the post you wrote at 2.51am =p.
One of Lum's resolutions was Get More Girlfriends but he erased it afterward.

Well, that's all for today, enjoy being stressed by PMR!

A new chapter of life

A chapter of my life has closed neatly. Now, like the new year of 2009, a brand new chapter is dawning upon me.

Embarkation, discovery, fear, confidence, leaping, solitude and education.

It will be a time of much healing. The year 2008 drowned me in its unfair expectations and unwise judgments, but I have a curious suspicion that the new year is going to love me. I will be enveloped, there will be affinity, there will be dreams and self-sustenance. It will be just me and what is important.

My New Year's resolution:

1. Be less angry and more friendly.

2. Be less sulky.

3. Be present in body, mind and soul at school, as opposed to being physically absent from classes, tuition classes and study groups almost half the time, and spiritually absent all the time.

4. Make time for self, that is not spent sleeping.

5. Stop trusting the wrong people.

6. Concentrate on my studies.

To-do List 2009:

1. Straight A's for PMR.

2. Renovate my new house and tuition centre.

3. Cleanse myself.

4. Cure my Insomnia.

5. Overcome my weight.

New Year, New Life

Well, a new year is coming, the year 2008 is going while 2009 is coming to us. The year 2009 is an opportunity for all of us to change, to start a brand new life, a fresh start for everyone. Every year, we rebirth with a new life, that is why we have our birthdays every year.

Our life is just like a cycle. First, our parents give birth to us, they worked hard to feed us, teach us and guide us towards a bright future. Without them, we would not exist now. Without them, we would not have the chance to see the beautiful world.

Actually, when our parents first gave birth to us, it is already our responsibility to assist them in everything, its just like a cycle. At first, our parents raise us as infants, then it comes teenage and lastly comes adulthood.

Our parents raised us, held our hands, fed us when we can't eat on ourselves, teach us to read. Well, all these things will be done by us to our parents once we are all grown up as they are growing old.

Bad Mood....

Well, you all maybe surprised, but I asked An to invite me here as an author in order to write something. I know its not appropriate to ask one of the authors to invite me as an author without asking other author of this blog. But, today, one happy group's mood have been ruined by only one guy.

As it is my first post, I want to first apologize to all of you first because this post may contain foul words. Firstly, I wish you all a happy new year, now, to the main topic. Weng Kai, for your information, a game is just an entertainment, it is not for you to die for. It is obviously not good, see what games have done to us all.

We can joke with each other, we can curse each other, we can beat up each other. But this time, you really gone too far. We have endured with your attitude for some time. Everyone have limit and you have gone through that limit of ours.

Weng Kai, being a professional in a game is not as good as it shows. When you are a professional in a game, that means you often play that game. Obsession to games will only result in depression and drop of grades.

What am I trying to say is, when we play games with you, please don't complain. We are not bullying you, we are just playing the game. The game's objective is to win. Why don't you realize it? We are better than you is just because we had an early start on the game and we play the game more often compared with you. You will be better, its just for time to tell when.

Lastly, I just want to tell you, all of us are same as you, humans. What we can do, you can also. The main question is whether you want it or not...

Happy New Year to All my FRIENDS!

Well, it seem that we're having a new year once again, for the 15th times in our lives. Meaning, form 3 next year being a Junior again in morning section. Oh well, less stress on the first 5 months. It seem like yesterday we meet each other in SMKTS and start getting to knew each other with a greeting Hi.

Time could pass as fast as lighting but something it could pass as slow as a tortoise. We can't change the time and we must never forget whoever helped us, no matter in anywhere. This year has been a rough year for me personally. Just think of the people I must meet everyday (E.G my maths teacher) Yes, she helped me but in a uneasy way. Maybe some of you thinks she's great or whatsoever about her. I'm not gonna tell much.

I'm sorry for those who we didn't celebrate birthday for them because the idea of it was quite too late. So whoever's birthday was before May, I hope to say you will accept my appologize and take it as a fhucking present from me. ( silences 'H' )

Regarding the money I own some of you ( if have ), I'm NOT gonna return it =D. You can't reclaim things after a year ( which is 7 hours later ) If you really wish to wish the wish that I wish, but if you wish the wish the witches wishes, I will not wish you to wish. So I wish you have a happy countdown whether in your home, outside or alone in the toilet and a Happy New Year!

SHIT Joke
S.H.I.T.
Special High Intensity Training
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it would be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of "Special High Intensity Training" (S.H.~T.)
We are trying to give employees more S.H~T n anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.~T. on the job, please see you manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all of the S.H.~T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.~t will be placed in "Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs" (D.E.E.P. S.H.~T.) Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.~T. seriously will have to go to "Employee Attitude Training" (E.A.T. S.H.~T.) Since our managers took S.H.~T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.~T. anymore, and are full of S.H.~T. already.
If you are full of S.H.~T. you may be interested in a job training others. We can add you name to our "Basic Understanding Lecture List" (B.U.L.L. S.H.~T.) Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.~T. will get the S.H.~T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to "Director Of Intensity Programming" (D.I.P. S.H.~T.)
If you have further questions, please direct them to our "Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training" (H.O.T. S.H.~T.)

Happy eating tong yuen and merry christmas.

Today is called "goh dong"..don't know why it is called "goh dong" but still my mum say it's new year and bla bla bla.
Yesterday heard tzu yee say make tong yuen ( almost forgot about it ) and then I only realise that my parents haven't buy the materials ( or did ) -o-

Here are some lame jokes.
Q:What's a child's favourite king at Christmas?
A:StocKING

Q:What did Mary Popins want from Santa?
A:Superclausfragilisticexpiallisnowshoes!

Q:What never eats at Christmas time?
A:The turkey, its usually STUFFED!

Q:How does a yeti get down the hill?
A:by-icicle!

Q:What kind of candle burns longer?
A:No candles burn longer, they all burn shorter!

Q:What did Cinderella sing when her photographs weren't ready?
A:Some day my prints will come...

Lame joke story.
CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE

You'll need the following:

1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
1 bottle of whisky

Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.
Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whisky again and go to bed.


'Twas the Night before Christmas, And Santa's Pissed


Twas the night before Christmas
old Santa was pissed,
He cussd out the elves
and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats,
Ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind,
To scrap the whole works.

I've busted my ass
for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa" what do I hear..

The old lady bitches
cause I work late at night
the elves want more money
And the reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk
and goosed all the maids.
Donner is Pregnant
Vixon has AIDS

And just when I thought
That things would get better,
The IRS,
They sent me a letter.

They say I owe taxes,
If that aint damn funny..
Who the hell ever
Sent Santa any money?

And the kids these days,
They all are the pits.
They want the impossible,
Those mean little shits.

I spent a whole year
Making wagons and sleds
with no request for them
They want computers and Robots,
They think I am IBM

If you think that is bad
Picture this..
Try holding those brats
with their pants full of piss.

They pull on my nose,
They grab at my beard
And if I don't smile,
The parents think I'm weird

Flying through the air,
Dodging the trees.
Falling down chimneys
And skinning my knees.

I quit this job,
There is just no enjoyment
I'm going to sit on my fat ass
And collect unemployment

There is NO Christmas this year
Now you know the reason
I found me a blonde
and heading SOUTH for the season....

IRS = Internal Revenue Service
IBM = International Business Machines


Torturing Santa


Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note
explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a
speeding ticket.

Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the
holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact
replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get
them to fly.

Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes
crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that
big, red Santa suit!

Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs
that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."

Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus
called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf
of bread on his way home.

Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the
chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.

While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon
as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have
missed that last payment, and take off.

Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with
a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate
out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a
dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. :("

Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed.
When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say,
"Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes
and corrections.

While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with
barbed wire.

Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure
to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got
a red nose!" and fire a gun.

Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map
with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to
get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a
distance, he looked like a bear.

Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's
in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act
like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.

Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.

Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then
say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."

A bond among us.

To sacrifice is love.
How are you bonded with your family members?
Is it love? or just an act of God?
Recently, my family are having some problem which involve my Aunts.
You may not know my family but here is a story I must tell you.

There was a family consist of three children, three daughters and one son.
The father and mother work very very hard to raise these three children but in the end, they succeeded. The eldest daughter was married with a man and had four children,
two daughters and two sons.The second daughter married a man but did not have any baby. Then the youngest daughter was married to a man and had two children, one daughter and one son.

The father of this family died at the year of 2003. Before this old man leaves them, all of his children visited him. The second daughter paid the taxi fees for the mother to visit his husband, which is lying on bed, fighting to survive.

Years later, the relationship between the four children are somehow changed, which somehow offended some of them. They soon have misunderstanding and one day, everything just went BOOM! The sacrifices that they made, kept in their heart and all of sudden, just went BOOM! Arguing about money, sacrifices, responsibility, respects, benefits and etc.

Being as a grandchildren of this family, that is me. The children of the youngest daughter. My hands are like tied tightly which I can't break. Only what I can do, is to publish this post to let all of you know, family is important.

As my eldest aunt said, you have this family, just for this life. ( in chinese )
Precious it, and when you are dead, you will not feel regret for what you have done for this family. The only reason why God created family is to let us know what we have learn in our life. There will be misunderstanding which can cost relationship break up that can last forever. If one of them are willing to apologize, accept it before everything went out of control.

Even if you think I have no rights to speak, I may have the rights to write. This is what you called non-respect to my family. Everyone have the rights to do things to keep his/her family safe. The bond among us are as tight as it can never be broken unless we wanna it to be.

Lastly, I know that money are important in our lives, but can money buy relationship?
Definitely the answer will be NO! Even if you can buy a father/mother, the bond just aren't as tight as the real family. They are just eating your money. True love cannot be buy as well as family members. Money isn't everything but it can almost buy everything. Sometimes, I feel like this money thing are just a way to test our humanity. Which human aren't greedy? Human are greedy so that there are developments inside them. Human will think if they have money means they have a lot of things. But in fact, you don't have a lot of things. First, money can't buy love. Second, money can't buy healthiness. As I heard, somewhere, 90% of the rich peoples ( not in Malaysia ) die faster than the poor peoples. Enjoy while you can with your family, because God can take your life by just using the last finger.

So, I'm here to say. If you are having a family problem, try to understand the situation. Thank you for reading this long story that I have to write for the sake of my family, hope you all will understand my situation.